07 August 2019
Earlier this week I needed to do some business at a government office and I knew there would be a wait, so I got there fifteen minutes before they opened. Naturally other people had the same idea, so there was already a line.
Directly ahead of me was a man of about thirty, with several neck tattoos. In front of him was a gray-haired man in his sixties, wearing a rather dapper soft hat. Both of them were smoking.
Now, I have asked people not to smoke on more than one occasion, but it never even occurred to me that day. I could smell whiffs of the burning tobacco but it was a pleasant and breezy morning and the smoke was no problem for me at all.
What really had my attention was the conversation between the two men. They were discussing their alma maters, by which I mean the prisons they had attended. Tattoo had recently been a guest of the taxpayers of our fair state, while the older gent had involuntarily spent some time in Texas.
While they conversed the line extended behind me and--
He was a preppy-looking guy, in his thirties, perhaps five people behind me in the queue.
He was glaring at the two ex-cons. "Would you mind stepping out of line if you're going to smoke? Some of us are non-smokers."
Tattoo immediately stepped away from the crowd. Because the line bent at the edge of the parking lot this actually put him closer to the man who had complained, but at least he had tried.
The dapper gent stood his ground, literally and figuratively. "I'm not in the building," he said, mildly. "Smokers have rights too."
"No one's saying you shouldn't smoke," said Preppy. "But the law says you're supposed to be twenty-five feet away from the building. We'll hold your place."
"I'm twenty-five feet from you." Which wasn't true.
Then the doors opened and everyone's attention turned to the slow shuffle to the security desk where our bags were inspected before we were allowed to await our turn at a service window.
I couldn't help wondering: If Preppy had heard the subject of their conversation, would he still have confronted the men about their cigarettes?
17 July 2019
I'm going to give in to peer pressure and follow Steve Liskow, Michael Bracken, R.T. Lawton, and O'Neil De Noux in addressing the question: Why write?
* When I was in second grade I brought a pencil and notebook to school determined that I would write a new Winnie-the-Pooh story. I remember my shock in realizing that I had no idea how to do that. Why did I want to write? Because there were only two Pooh books and that clearly wasn't enough.
* In sixth grade our English teacher encouraged us to write short stories. I wrote a few spy stories (in slavish devotion to The Man From Uncle) and Mrs. Sonin, bless her heart, would let me read them to her after school while she graded papers. I hope to heaven she didn't listen because they were uniformly awful. Why did I write? Because I loved to read and wanted to add more stories to the world.
* While living in a dorm at graduate school I found time to write a novel, which I had the good sense not to submit anywhere. I still have the handwritten draft but, as Robert Benchley said about his diary, no one will see it as long as I have a bullet in my rifle. Why did I write? Because I wanted to be a writer and I needed something to do other than study cataloging.
* After three years of trying I sold a story to Mike Shayne's Mystery Magazine. The rush I got from seeing my name in print gave me a reason to write for many years.
And other stuff happened, but that's enough.
Let's sum things up, shall we. Why do I write?
As Thomas Berger said: "Because it isn't there."
03 July 2019
|An author out standing in his field|
They recently featured an interesting piece by Dave Zeltserman in which he described his "personal Mount Rushmore of crime fiction writers."
It's a fun concept. Can you reduce the pantheon of the greats down to four?
I'm not going to reveal Mr. Z's choices, because you should definitely go read his piece for yourself, but I will list my own and invite you to do the same in the comments. You will find that I overlap with his, but we are not identical.
My monument is arranged in the order I discovered the writers.
Rex Stout. The first adult mystery writer I found after Conan Doyle. He was the pusher who got me hooked. Stout is all about character and voice.
Nero Wolfe: "Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth."
Archie Goodwin: “When the day finally comes that I tie Wolfe to a stake and shoot him, one of the fundamental reasons will be his theory that the less I know the more I can help, or to put it another way, that everything inside my head shows on my face. It only makes it worse that he doesn’t really believe it.
Occasionally Stout has moments of plotting excellence (e.g. Too Many Cooks) but more often Wolfe and Archie have to carry him over bumps in the road.
Donald E. Westlake. I first read his story "Come Back, Come Back," in one of those Alfred Hitchcock paperbacks. It was a dead serious story about a cop suffering from a possibly fatal heart condition trying to convince a wealthy, perfectly healthy business executive not to commit suicide.
In high school I discovered his early comic classics, what David Bratman called "the nephew books," in which some luckless schmuck finds himself in deep doodoo (The Spy in the Ointment, God Save the Mark, etc.) By the time Dortmunder tried (and tried and tried...) to steal The Hot Rock I was hooked. Westlake was the master of chaos, crisply described. Movies based on his books usually failed because they couldn't capture his narrative tone.
Dashiell Hammett. I confess I am not a fan of most of his novels (the exception being you-know-what). But the Continental Op is everything the private eye story wants to be. And could that man write an ending! I'd give several toes to write a last paragraph as good as the one in "The Gutting of Couffignal."
Stanley Ellin. Like Hammett, he had one great novel. Stronghold is about a young man who grew up bitter on the outskirts of a community of modern Quakers (Ellin was one). As a full-fledged adult psycho he brings back a gang to kidnap all of their women, yearning for either ransom or a bloody shootout with the cops. But the Quakers won't cooperate with violence, even by calling the police.
Ellin's genius was for the short story. "You Can't Be A Little Girl All Your Life" was a story about rape a decade before its time. "The Question" is a quiet reflection by an executioner that turns into a stunning social comment. And "The Payoff," well, the ending is just a punch in the gut.
So, while I brush away the stone scraps and clean off my carving tools: Who would you put on your mountain, and why?
*Also, Trace Evidence, from Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine.
19 June 2019
|The author (R) with lampshade.|
I have been a fan of The Blacklist through all of its long and somewhat checkered career. Today I was watching an episode which attempted to explain some of the convoluted conspiracy which is supposedly at the heart of what has gone on for the past six years. At one point a character said: "That is absurd."
I discussed this concept in passing once before. It refers to a method of coping with a particular authorial dilemma.
Let's say your story involves a plot twist or coincidence so outlandish you are afraid the readers will roll their eyes and throw the book across the room. That happens. If you can't change the plot, how can you change the reader's reaction to it?
Well, one method is to "hang a lampshade on it." This means that, instead of trying to draw attention away from the problem, you actually have a character point it out. This seems counter-intuitive, but it often works. Maybe you are indicating to the readers that you know how smart they are.
As the wonderful website TV Tropes points out, the ol' Bard of Avon could hang a lampshade as neatly as any pulp magazine hack: Fabian: If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction. (Twelfth Night)
A related method is known as So Crazy It Just Might Work. Do I have to explain what that means? You've read it/seen it in a thousand action movies. It is practically Captain James Kirk's middle name.*
But I would suggest you can divide SCIJMW into two types: Physics and People. One is better than the other, I think.
People: "They have hundreds of armed guards hunting for us everywhere. The one thing they'll never expect us to do is walk up to the prison and sign in as visitors. It's so crazy etc."
Both are crazy (although not as crazy as an Interplanetary Squid Forest) but the second one seems more reasonable to me because it is based on reverse psychology. And hey, that sometimes works in real life. Remember the event that was the basis for the movie Argo? Who would expect the CIA to sneak people out of the country by setting them up as a film crew?
Another way of grappling with an improbable plot point is foreshadowing. I think it was Lawrence Block who pointed out my favorite example of that technique. In The Dead Zone Stephen King has a lightning rod salesman show up at a bar and try to convince the owner to buy, pointing out the building's location makes it a perfect target for boom. The owner turns him down and the salesman drives off, his service to literature complete. When lightning strikes the bar at the very moment the plot requires it the reader, instead of saying "How unlikely!", says "Ha! The salesman was right!"
Of course, foreshadowing can be used for different purposes.
In the brilliant TV series I, Claudius there is a scene where a seer witnesses what appears to be an omen. He interprets it to mean that young Claudius will grow up to be the rescuer of Rome. Claudius's sister Livilla scornfully says that she hopes she will be dead before that happens. Their mother says "Wicked girl! Go to bed without your supper." Guess when and how Livilla dies?
So if you are a writer how do you deal with an attacks of the Unlikelies? And if you are a reader (and I know you all are) which types bother you the most?
* Yes, I know Captain Kirk's middle name is Tiberius. Now go over there and sit down.
05 June 2019
1. Pictures from a Prosecution. Back in 2017 the Library of Congress held an exhibit of unusual art: drawings by courtroom illustrators. Fascinating stuff including such sinister types as Charles Manson, Bernie Madoff, and (?) J.K. Rowling.
2. Man, that's succubustic. I have mentioned Lowering the Bar before. A wonderful website about all that is ridiculous in the world of law. This entry concerns a California attorney who used (invented, really) the word "succubustic' to describe the behavior of a female judge who refused to grant him the attorney's fees he wanted. (Apparently the lawyer worked very hard on the case, clocking 25 hours in a single day, for instance.) He also referred to the "defendant's pseudohermaphroditic misconduct." Stylish.
3. Write like a girl. Useful for all of us boy author types: Women Share the Biggest Mistakes Male Authors Make with Female Characters. Here's one from jennytrout: "We have never, ever looked in a mirror and silently described our nude bodies to ourselves, especially the size/shape/weight/resemblance to fruit, etc. of our breasts."
4. Write like a cop. From Robin Burcell, Top Ten Stupid Cop Mistakes (in Fiction). "Only some of the bosses are evil or stupid..."
5. "Dieoramas." Article from Topic Magazine about Abigail Goldman, who is an investigator for the Public Defender's office in my county. Her hobby is making tiny 3-D "reproductions" of entirely fictional murder scenes. Creepy...
29 May 2019
When I was in college I took a course in film studies and one day the professor talked to us about bad movies and good movies. Specifically he said that a good bad movie was better than a bad good movie.
If he defined his terms I don't recall but I think we can get the gist of it. A bad movie is mere entertainment. A good movie is about something besides the plot. It has a message, a theme, a view of the world. And my professor was saying that a good bad movie - one that "merely" tries to entertain and succeeds - is a better flick than one that tries to change your life and fails.
I realize that some of you are even now composing messages that argue with pretty much every word in the paragraph above. That's fine. But let's kick the idea around a bit.
One of the problems, of course, is that a well-done piece of "mere entertainment" is probably as carefully thought through and layered as the allegedly deeper "good" movie. The first Star Wars movie, for example, is a great popcorn flick but George Lucas certainly knows his Joseph Campbell and the archetypal Hero's Journey is baked solidly into the film's DNA.
Or take Psycho, which I imagine we would agree with the professor is a good or even great, bad movie. Hitchcock himself described it as a fun movie, like a trip "through the haunted house at a fairground." But perhaps unlike many of the thousands of slasher films that it inspired, there is a lot of meaning bubbling under the surface.
For example: next time you watch it, starting from the very first scene watch for references to parents, living or dead, who impose on and distort the lives of their children. You will find that this is mentioned several times before the Bates Motel looms up on the dark road. Someone - Robert Bloch who wrote the novel, or Joseph Stefano who wrote the screenplay, or director Hitchcock - went to a lot of trouble to put these nuggets in. Is it establishing a theme, as the creators of "good movies" might call it, or merely increasing suspense through foreshadowing? Or is that a distinction without a difference?
Of course, you can argue that every movie has a message. Jim Britell noted that "the message of most American movies is that only Batman or Clint Eastwood can go up against Mr. Big." Not very empowering.
Or is it?
Let's take Rex Stout's Gambit, which is a standard whodunit (with one exception that we will get to). In the first scene private detective Nero Wolfe is burning a copy of Webster's Third International Dictionary in his fireplace. His main objection is that the book is descriptive rather than prescriptive. That is, it tells you how words are being used, not how they should be used. Then a client arrives and we move into a murder investigation and the dictionary is not mentioned again.
All the characters we meet in the book have a strange relationship with the idea of knowledge. Some insist vehemently on something they know, which turns out to be wrong. ("I know you!" snaps Inspector Cramer, completely misinterpreting Wolfe's motives.) The enchanting beauty of one character, who is by no means stupid, is twice described as being related to her giving the impression of knowing nothing. Others have important information but don't know how to use it. The murderer misuses specialized knowledge to commit the crime.
The unusual thing about the book is that Nero Wolfe knows the identity of the murderer with almost a quarter of the novel left. What he does in the last chapters, and what makes him the hero, is figure out how to use the knowledge he has acquired in order to defeat the bad guy.
In short, the entire novel is a polemic against that dictionary, pointing out that knowing something (like the meaning of a word) is not enough. You have to know how to use what you know.
One more example. Good Behavior is one of Donald E. Westlake's best comic crime novels. In it, his hapless burglar, John Dortmunder, organizes a major robbery in a skyscraper but his real purpose is to rescue a nun who is being held prisoner in the penthouse.
Or putting it another way: like any fairy tale knight, his quest is to rescue a maiden from a tower. "She'd have to let her hair down a hell of a distance, wouldn't she?" Dortmunder muses.
And once you notice that fact, images of chivalry pop up in the book with great regularity. (The villain is a wealthy industrialist named Ritter... as in Knight-Ritter?)
Would we say Westlake is trying to do more than entertain, or that his thematic elements are simply one of the things that makes the book such fun? And again, does it matter?
I'm going off on a tangent now. On rare and wonderful occasions something I have written has received a review. People will ask me whether it got a good review. I usually respond (if it is true) that it received a positive review. Which is not the same thing.
A good review is one which allows the reader to accurately decide whether the book/story/movie is one they would enjoy. That is not quite the same as a positive review.
Several decades ago I read a newspaper review of Douglas Adam's first novel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It was a negative review. The critic basically said that this was a patheitic example of what passed for humor in science fiction. To prove his point he included several examples of the alleged humor.
I read them and when I managed to stop laughing I said: "I need this book immediately!" The review was not positive, but it was good - because it told me that 1) the critic had no sense of humor, and 2) Adams was brilliant.
And that's all I have to say, which is good. I'm positive.
15 May 2019
For the second time I am pillaging my files to report on highlights of this day in our field's history. Enjoy.
May 15, 1923. The issue of Black Mask Magazine published on this date featured "Three Gun Terry," by Carroll John Daly. It's not such a great story, even by Daly's standard, but it is a huge piece of mystery history: it is considered the first hard-boiled private eye story. "For every man I croak--mind you, I ain't a killer, but sometimes a chap's got to turn a gun--I get two hundred dollars flat."
May 15, 1926. Two great playwrights were born on this day. Coincidentally, they were in the same room. Okay, no coincidence. Anthony and Peter Shaffer were twin brothers.
Anthony won two Edgar Awards: Best Play for Sleuth, and then Best Screenplay for same. He also wrote screenplays for Frenzy and The Wicker Man.
He co-wrote three mystery novels with brother Peter, who was best known for non-mystery plays such as Equus and Amadeus.
May 15, 1933. Dime Detective Magazine for this date proudly contained "The Brain Master," by John Lawrence, a pulp writer whom Frances M. Nevins, Jr. referred to as "king of the unremembered." This was part of a series featuring New York private eye Sam Beckett, not to be confused with the guy who waited for Godot.
May 15, 1948. Jeremiah Healy was born on this date in Teaneck, NJ. He was best known for his novels about Boston private eye John Francis Cuddy. Half of these books were nominated for the Shamus Award for Best Novel. The Staked Goat won.
May 15, 1961. The second episode of Whispering Smith appeared on NBC. This was a western but definitely a detective story. Audie Murphy played a nineteenth century Denver cop. (If you aren't familiar with Murphy, look him up. During World War II he won practically every medal available to a U.S. soldier, including the Medal of Honor.)
So why should we care about the second episode of a long forgotten TV show? Well, first of all, I can't tell whether the first episode ever showed. The source of all wisdom (i.e. the Internet) says the show premiered on May 8 and also says it missed its premiere date. So who knows?
But more importantly, the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency was so disturbed by the violence in the May 15th episode, "The Grudge," that they actually showed it at a hearing. According to Wikipedia the assembled senators got to see: a fistfight, a mother horsewhipping her son, a false charge of sexual assault, a report that a man laughed after shooting another guy six times in the stomach, and a woman accidentally killing her daughter while aiming at someone else. All it needs is dragons to pass for an episode of Game of Thrones.
Oh, the actor who got horsewhipped was a kid named Robert Redford. Whatever happened to him?
May 15, 1993. This date saw the publication of Charles Willeford's book The Shark-Infested Custard. I know nothing about this crime novel, but I love the title. Don't you?
01 May 2019
|Nervous panelist in the Green Room, striving for wisdom.|
As promised two weeks ago, I am providing here a collection of wise words from authors (and a few editors... see if you can spot 'em) who served as panelists at Left Coast Crime back in March. You may remember that I have done this at past mystery hootenannies.
As always, if anyone feels I misquoted them I would be happy to correct it. If you would prefer to deny being there at all, I take all major credit cards.
Regrettably, all the context for these comments were lost in a tragic canoeing accident. (Turns out moose can't paddle. Who knew?) Okay: wisdom commencing.
"This novel is set in San Diego. There's a lot of beer in it." - Lisa Brackmann
"I think everyone in Scotland is funny. I just moved to California so I could get paid for it."- Catriona McPherson
"I can't possibly write something serious, because I don't want to read it." -E.J. Copperman
"A first draft is crap by definition." -Laurie R. King
"I avoid people as much as possible." - Timothy Hallinan
"I picked Mumbai as a setting the way you would pick a lover." -Sujata Massey
"I had a great time writing it because I got to do a lot of research into the Texas taco scene." -Meg Gardiner
"Don't the spaceships always land in Pittsburgh?" - S.J. Rozan
"I wrote a book that many dozens of people read." - G.M. Malliet
"I once got into an argument with George Clooney about Janet Jackson's breasts." - Kellye Garrett
"The way I know that I really love a book is I lose time in it." - Chantelle Aimée Osman
"This is actually true. I got it off the internet." - Ovidia Yu
"It's not particularly funny if someone is behind you with a gun. But if the gun has a hair trigger and the guy has the hiccups...." -Timothy Hallinan
"I have my thought back." - Judy Penz Sheluk
"I don't want to love your book as much as you do because if I do I'll be blind to what needs to be changed." - Chantelle Aimée Osman
"Me and God talk. We go way back." - Laurie R. King
"Hit the spellcheck button. My fifth grader can find it." -Stacy Robinson
"If you get in the 150,000 word range, go do something else for a while." - Kate Thornton
"You never had a blog critic or a Kirkus review like a defense lawyer whose client you're sending to prison." -James L'Etoile
"I call myself a book therapist." - Zoe Quinton
"Our experiences are all of our senses." - Elena Hartwell
"I'm delighted to still be living in a country that puts a U in humour." - D.J. Wiseman
"There are a lot worse things to believe in than God." -Suzanne M. Wolfe
"I can bang a short story out in eighteen months." - Kate Thornton
"If you're writing about someplace you don't live, make the protagonist a visitor." - Elena Hartwell
"When I started writing police procedurals I found it was very therapeutic, because you can kill your boss." -Robin Burcell
"If you have someone speaking in an accent in a mystery, call it literary." - Kate Thornton
"I studied comparative religion, which made sense because I am comparatively religious." -Laurie R. King
"One thing I love about writing about small towns is that I can legitimately have cell phones not work." - Elena Hartwell
"You can do research forever, because you don't have to write while you're doing research." - S.J. Rozan
"I was so good at living in California I could have moved to Portland." - Catriona McPherson
"It is really funny to go in a bar with six cops, because they're always going to want their backs to the wall, and there aren't that many walls." - R.T. Lawton
"The only thing better than holding a book is holding a book with your name on it." - Kate Thornton
"I'm exactly like my hero except she's young, tall, and has hands big enough to hold a gun right." - T.K. Thorne
"After every first draft the flame goes out." -James L'Etoile
"You see those people wearing shirts that say I Love New York and it tells you they are not from New York." -Vinnie Hansen
"I'm a psychotherapist. I heal by day and kill by night." - Bryan Robinson
"Morris dancing is next, right after the sex." - Jeffrey Siger
"I think there probably is humor in heaven, or earth wouldn't look like this." - Ovidia Yu
"I have the right to remain silent." - R.T. Lawton
17 April 2019
I had a great time the last weekend of March, celebrating Left Coast Crime in Vancouver, British Columbia. Ran into some past and present SleuthSayers there: R.T. Lawton, Brian Thornton, and Thomas Pluck. Also old friends like S.J. Rozan, Kate Thornton, Ilene Schneider, and Pam Beason. Even better I got to make new friends: Dara Carr, Cynthia Kuhn, and T.K. Thorne, among others.
But enough name-dropping! Let me talk about the highlights of this four-day gathering of 400+ mystery readers and writers. Naturally that includes panels.
One thing that was new to me: the panels were only 45 minutes long. That is short. To my surprise, I thought they worked pretty well but it definitely throws the panelists and the audience into the lap of the moderator. If that august personage decides to spend the first five minutes reading the bios straight from the convention program, and then five more explaining his/her understanding of the panel topic, and then decides her/his questions are clearly more interesting than those of the audience, well... it can be painful. One writer was told by an attendee: "I went to your panel. I wish I had heard you instead of the moderator."
Law Enforcement Professionals
Researching the Perfect Crime
Setting as Character
Short Stories and Novellas
I was happy to serve on the Ecology Panel with Sara J. Henry, Dave Butler, Mark Stevens, and Gregory Zeigler. I had suggested that topic but I felt like a bit of a fraud, since the others had written serious tales about water theft, over-development, illegal marijuana growing, etc. while my book is a comic crime novel about the Mafia trying to save the planet. Ah, well. We had fun.
|S.J. Rozan with annoying fan|
There are two other big events. At Speed Dating pairs of authors rush from table to table, giving their elevator pitch to groups of readers. I have been on both sides of this dating spectrum and I can tell you that it's more fun to listen to forty different speeches than to give the same one twenty times. The other event is the New Author Breakfast where all those who were published in the last year get to give an even briefer explanation of their book.
But let's talk about some little events. There was a series called One-Shots, in which authors got to talk for fifteen minutes about some topic. At the Toronto Bouchercon I did one of these about how my library caught the thief who had robbed over one hundred libraries. Only about four people showed up. This is not surprising; the events were not well publicized and tucked far away from the main rooms.
swag table where writers leave book marks and other paraphernalia.
It worked. All the posters vanished and about twenty people showed up. So if any of you plan to do a one-shot at a convention, remember that it pays to advertise.
The next day there was supposed to be a one-shot about author events from the bookseller's point of view. People showed up for it but, alas, the bookseller, was not able to attend the convention.
|Terri talking books|
Next year Left Coast Crime will be in San Diego. I recommend it. In two weeks I will be back with a collection of words of wisdom I gathered at the con. Here is a sample. Perhaps you can guess which famous writer declared: "Me and God talk. We go way back."
03 April 2019
Back in 2008 I wrote at Criminal Brief (here and here) about a massive theft that my library experienced. I retired last year but I was invited to come back and talk about it in February. The Map Collection had just moved to a new, more accessible, space in the Libraries and I was sort of a guinea pig, being the first speaker in the new space. Everything worked out (and we will filled the area).
The talk was videoed and you can see watch it by clicking here.
And here are the answers to the movie quotations quiz from last time.
POPCORN PROVERBS 4
Remember you're old. - Warren Lipka (Evan Peters) American Animals
You said to me this is a family secret, and you gave it up to me, boom just like that. You spill the secret family recipe today, maybe you spill a little something about me tomorrow, hm? -Whitey Bulger (Johnny Depp) Black Mass
-Aren't you worried?
-Would it help? -James Donovan (Tom Hanks) / Rudolph Abel (Mark Rylance) Bridge of Spies
When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it. -Lefty (Al Pacino) Donnie Brasco
-You can't give back what you've taken from me.
-OK, then... Plan B, why don't we just kill each other? -Sean Archer (Nicholas Cage)/ Castor Troy (John Travolta) Face/Off
-I didn't kill my wife!
-I don't care! -Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford / Samuel Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones The Fugitive
-In this family, we do not solve our problems by hitting people!
-No, in this family, we shoot them! - Tom Stall (Viggo Mortensen) / Jack Stall (Ashton Holmes) A History of Violence
The competitor is our friend and the customer is our enemy. - Mark Whitacre (Matt Damon) The Informant!
How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail. -Melanie (Brigit Finda) Jackie Brown
It takes more than a few firecrackers to kill Danny Greene! - Danny Greene (Ray Stevenson ) Kill the Irishman
Men would pay $200 for me, and here you are turning down a freebie. You could get a perfectly good dishwasher for that. -Bree Daniel (Jane Fonda) Klute
A man abandoned his family and wrote his son a story. He wouldn't be the first to cloak his cowardice in a flag of sacrifice. -Sherlock Holmes (Ian McKellen) Mr. Holmes
You can add Sebastian's name to my list of playmates. - Alicia (Ingrid Bergman) Notorious
-There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
-Let's get him out. - Danny (George Clooney) / Linus (Matt Damon) Ocean's Eleven
We should all be clowns, Milly. -Jim Wormold (Alec Guinness) Our Man in Havana
You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow. -Joe (Lawrence Tierney) Reservoir Dogs
- I am a moral outcast.
- Well, it's always nice to meet a writer. -Dante (Klaus Maria Brandauer) / Barley Scott Blair (Sean Connery) The Russia House
Frank, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money? -Tom Keough (Jack Kehoe) Serpico
-Looks like trouble. -Looks like Christmas. -Nancy Callahan (Jessica Alba) / Marv (Mickey Rourke) Sin City 2: A Dame to Die For
If it takes a village to raise a child, it takes a village to abuse one. -Mitchell Garabedian (Stanley Tucci) Spotlight
- I read where you were shot five times in the tabloids.
- It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids. - Nora Charles (Myrna Loy)/Nick Charles (William Powell)/ The Thin Man.
To protect the sheep you have to catch the wolves and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf. -Alonzo (Denzel Washington) Training Day
-Not everyone loves us, Rex. -Save the punditry for someone whose paid to have an opinion.
-I'm cool with censorship, I know the American people love that.
-Angie Jones (Zoe Saldana) / Rex Brooks (Sigourney Weaver) Vantage Point
I do favors for people and in return, they give me gifts. So, what can I do for you? -Matt Scudder (Liam Neeson) A Walk Among The Tombstones
-Man, I get so mad I want to fight the whole world. You got any idea what that feels like?-I do. I decided to fight the feeling instead. Cause I figured the world would win. - Chip (Martin Sensmeier) / Cory Lambert (Jeremy Renner) Wind River