04 March 2013

Green Grits, Anyone?

by Fran Rizer

Two days ago, March 2, 2013, was the anniversary of the birth of someone who inspired me tremendously in my writing efforts--someone who has played a varying role throughout my life.

Dr. Seuss sold millions of books and won many
notable awards for his art as well as his writing.
Theodor Seuss Greiss was born in Springfield, Massachusetts, on March 2, 1904, to a successful brewmaster, Theodor Robert Greiss, and his wife Henrietta Seuss Greiss.  The young boy became famous as Dr. Seuss.

I've always loved disguises and costumes.  When I taught secondary English, I used to dress up as Lady Macbeth and deliver the "Out, out cursed spot," passage to interest my students in beginning the study of Macbeth. Seuss's work provides many opportunities for costumes.

Some might think that Dr. Seuss's material is too young for fifth graders, but they loved it, and we explored all kinds of books and poetry including Shel Silverstein and Edgar Alan Poe. Seuss's work also served as inspiration for writing and illustrating the students' own books.  The class wrote and illustrated  a group project called The White Haired Man with the same meter and rhyme scheme as Green Eggs and Ham.

When I demoted myself from secondary English to teaching fifth grade, we made a big deal out of March second each year.  I'd wear my Cat in the Hat costume and my students would make and wear costumes for other characters.  A baker friend and I made a gigantic four tier birthday cake styled like a wedding cake decorated with Seuss characters.  My students hosted every other class in the building to our room by scheduled invitation.  While there, the younger students celebrated Dr. Seuss's birthday by eating cake, drinking juice, and listening to my fifth-graders read Dr. Seuss books to them at reading centers around the room.

We also did a following directions lesson on St. Patrick's Day that involved preparing and eating green foods.  We drank green Kool Aid and ate green deviled eggs and ham, green peas, green beans, asparagus, green spinach (a little Popeye strength), and other green foods the parents provided, along with cooking instructions, for the children to prepare.  Since I lived and taught in the South, we also had green grits, but the students' favorite green food each year was green Rice Krispy Treats.  We read Green Eggs and Ham at that lunch.  Our math lesson that afternoon concentrated on converting measurements we'd used that morning into metric.

The biography of Dr. Seuss is repeated many times in different places on the Internet, so I won't inflict that on you.  Google it if you want to know how he was kicked off the magazine staff at Dartmouth College for drinking in his dorm room (it wasn't green Kool Aid either), quit future studies at Oxford University and returned stateside with his recently married wife Helen; and became a cartoonist, then an advertising director for Standard Oil for fifteen years. 

You'll also read that he and Helen bought and moved into an old observation tower in La Jolla, California, where he wrote for a minimum of eight hours a day.  A major turning point in his writing career came when he was asked by Houghton Mifflin and Random House to write a children's book with a limited vocabulary of 220 words.  Seuss's The Cat in the Hat was published in 1957, and the rest is history.

At my retirement luncheon, the school presented me with a fancy desk clock and a book.  The book is Dr. Seuss's You're Only Old Once which is one of his few books not written for children.

I've enjoyed reading Seuss to my sons, grandson, and students through the years, but the event that makes me so fond of him happened on my last day of teaching.  Kim, a delightful ten-year-old approached me just before the school buses rolled.

"Ms.Rizer," she said, "didn't you say you're going to write a book now that you're retiring?"

"Yes, Kim."

"Well, don't get discouraged if it takes a while to get it published.  Dr. Seuss's first book was rejected twenty-seven times before it was published in 1937."

"Have you been watching ETV?" I asked.

"No, I saw that on MTV." 

Her bus number was called over the intercom, and away she went,  I looked it up.  Kim was correct.  Dr. Seuss's first book, And to Think that I Saw It on Mulberry Street, was rejected twenty-seven times before being accepted by Vanguard Press.  I use this fact in my book talks when I remind potential writers that music executives told Elvis Presley to go back to driving a truck in Memphis when he went to Nashville and that several American recording labels turned down the Beatles before they made it to "the reeely big shew."  These facts fit with my theory that talent and craft skills are important, but possibly the most important characteristic for success is perseverance.
My disappointment in
Dr. Seuss almost
brought tears.

When I looked up Dr. Seuss to obtain illustrations for this blog, I read something about him that disappointed me tremendously. Be the first to guess what it is in Comments and I'll send you a free copy of my next Callie book, Mother Hubbard Has A CORPSE IN THE CUPBOARD when it's released in April.

Aside from the above-cited fact, I tip my red and white striped hat to Theodor Seuss Greiss!

Until we meet again, take care of … you! 


  1. I love creative teachers and South Carolina has their share of them. Well done, Fran. I bet your students still never forget.

  2. You sound like everyone's favorite English teacher!

  3. I'm going to guess that you were disappointed because he never had children.

  4. Fran, we have several books by Dr. Seuss in our home library. These were read to our two young grandsons before they started pre-school. In WACKY WEDNESDAY, we always had to find all of the mistakes before going on to the next page.

  5. Great column, Fran. We have a bunch of old Dr. Seuss books we bought for our kids years ago and several new ones for our grandchildren. I always love the words and the rhythm of his stories.

  6. Great post, Fran! You sound like a lot of fun as a teacher.

    My wife just finished a "Dr. Seuss Day" celebration with her kindergarten class last Friday. She devised a number of games that were related to the stories they had read in class--and also had some green food. Kids like Dr. Seuss.

    I'm going to guess that Dr. S didn't like kids.

  7. Love the post. Where can I get some of the green grits?

  8. Thanks to everyone who has commented or guessed so far. I'm really hoping to give away that book, so I'll tell you that the disappointment had nothing to do with children and I'll give you a clue: Think about a well-known politician from North Carolina!

  9. OMG! The Grinch is Strom Thurmond's love child!

    No, just kidding. I don't have a clue. Back to my typewriter…

  10. Leigh, that's a good guess but I don't know that for sure. Here's a more detailed clue. It has to do with something Seuss did while his wife was doing something else. The NC politician's initials are JE. By the way, John Floyd has a quick mystery in this week's Woman's World.

  11. Yes, Fran, you are surely a favorite teacher! My favorite Seuss is "Dr. Seuss' Sleep Book." Re-reading it recently I loved the narrator's breathless, anchorman-maniacal voice. Oh, and around WWII, Seuss wrote the script for a propaganda film about another famous politician, one whose initials were "A.H."

  12. If it wasn't the racist cartoons in Doctor Seuss Goes To War, it should have been. Yes, only three or four out of hundreds, and done in a time when anti-Japanese feelings permeated US culture. Excusable, just maybe; disappointing, for sure.

  13. Fran, every time I think I've got it figured out you stump me with more clues. LOL


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