19 September 2025

All I Know About Writing Comes From Something Somebody (maybe) Said


September 1 is the new January 1. If you lose track of time, Labor Day is the holiday that shakes you out of your reverie and reminds you that all those lovely resolutions you made last December now have only four months to come to fruition.

I’ve had a pretty decent writing year but I am forced to admit that client work and the garden took precedence from May to August. I have far more jars of pickles and tomatoes, far more frozen blueberries, figs, and spinach than short stories.

Would that my story crop matched the garden crop!

To inspire myself, this week I reviewed some quotes I’ve collected over the years from other writers and creative types. Some of these quotes have lived on my hard drive for more than thirty years. I’ve done little with them, and now—as a wiser and (ahem) older writer, I understand why. Most of them are full of it.

Let’s take the topic of process, for example. Here’s the late David Lynch offering advice on how to write a movie script. I saw him discuss this ages ago in a written interview. Decades later, he discussed it again in a video that went viral.

Here’s his advice:

You get yourself a pack of 3x5 cards and you write a scene on each card and when you have 70 scenes you have a feature film. So on each card, you write the heading of the scene and then the next card, the second scene, the third scene, so you have 70 cards each with the name of the scene. Then you flesh out each of the cards and walk away you’ve got a script.”

I ask you: Is this useful advice? Do screenwriters, producers, and show runners today use index cards while blocking a script? Sure! Their work is collaborative and a cork-board of cards helps them communicate their vision to others, just as storyboards do.

Do fiction and nonfiction writers use the same technique? Yes! Not all, but I know people who do. One friend texted me a photo of his bulletin board when, disbelieving, I asked for proof.

I suppose you could do such thing, if you want to go to the expense. The Scrivener software I use even has a “cork-board” mode that allows writers to create digital index cards and move them around to build their story. But it is far from the only way to write a story, script, or whatever. I still rely on a scrap of paper, especially when outlining shorts. When a decent idea hits, I use whatever’s handy to capture it.

I am sure that a million film students watched this clip and bought index cards. A moment’s thought tells you that there is nothing intrinsically valuable about an index card. It’s a freaking blank slate. What matters is what you put on it.

I laugh every time I think of Lynch and his cards. He was possibly the most whacked-out moviemaker of his age. Some of his movies track as if they were indeed filmed not from a finished script but a stack of index cards, albeit dropped on the way to the set, hastily picked up, and sloppily reshuffled. What Lynch might have written on his cards would be vastly different from what you would scrawl on your cards.

Also, Lynch forgot to mention in that clip that his index cards—since they originated in his imagination—were made of equal parts straitjacket fabric, demon’s breath, chocolate shakes, and tuna melt sandwiches. Oh—and you could only buy them at a stationery store that has now, with his death, sadly closed up shop.

Back in the 1980s, I was a fan of the BBC series, The Singing Detective, written by Dennis Potter. He also wrote the BBC series Pennies From Heaven. You don’t need to have watched those productions or to have read any Dennis Potter to know how much he influenced British and American TV. To put it mildly, TV shows critics fawned over and called “groundbreaking”—such as The Sopranos, in which the real world blends seamlessly with the dark fantasy lives of its characters—would not have been possible if Potter had not unleashed his singular vision on the world. People say the same thing of David Lynch’s Twin Peaks—a series I loved—but to be fair Peaks aired three years after The Singing Detective, and 12 after Pennies.

In 1988, Potter did an interview in which he said in a roundabout way that he routinely explores the same themes—and that that was a good thing:

“I’m not afraid to keep going down that same road, you know. The more a writer writes and the more self-confident he becomes, the more he digs in the same little patch. To me, one of the definitions of an amateur writer is that he can appear to be versatile. He will write A and then he will write B before he’s finished A. Well, forgive me, but I think a real writer will be going A, A, A, and will never actually get to B, never wants to get to B.”

Intriguing quote. We know it’s true for him because he said it. But is it empirically true? (Is anything in this profession?) Do his words feel true to you? Do you think that if you are versatile that you are still an amateur?

The other night, at a book event, I heard a young writer quote Bob Dylan saying that he basically has written the same five songs over and over.

I cannot confirm that Dylan ever said this, but I think artists of all types do embrace core themes and explore them in their work repeatedly. It’s the nature of the artistic mind. You work to exorcise or relive experiences, feelings, memories. According to Rabbi Googlevitch, Picasso had no fewer than six art periods in his lifetime. Dali, says the good rebbe, had four.

Lawrence Block says in one of his nonfiction books for writers that outlines are hand-holding devices to give writers the confidence to write just this little piece. As more words hit the page, you deviate from the original plan or you revise the outline. I’m paraphrasing him, but that advice jibes with a famous line by E.L. Doctorow that gets quoted by other writers constantly:

“Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.”
Heaven help me, I cannot find the source for this quote. Let me observe that this is just enough advice to get a young writer in trouble, especially if they are attempting to write a book for the first time. The quote sounds reasonable. I hear those words, and the subtext assures me that novel-writing is a straightforward, linear process. The truth is, on some projects it doesn’t freaking matter if my headlights are on. I am likely to drive myself into a ravine. Or, somewhere between Chapter 13, Chapter X-P, and Chapter 67 Sirius-Blue, the car has turned into Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, flown into a tree or submerged itself to take in a coral reef in the Dead Sea. Or the road has turned into molasses, and I am about to be baked into a loaf of Anadama bread, car and all.

When writers or artists say these things, they know that the spotlight or camera is on them. What they are about to say is being recorded for posterity. They want to look wise, even if that wisdom differs greatly from the messy truth of their process. So you should probably stop searching for truth in other people’s quotes—Are you listening, DAgnese?—and enjoy them for what they tell you about the speaker.

When I was in college, I must have read this New York Times interview with E.L. Doctorow in which he argues that some of us are just innately blessed with the ability to glean truth from real life, regardless of our own backgrounds. (I was on a Doctorow kick at the time.)

“Henry James has a parable about what writing is. He posits a situation where a young woman who has led a sheltered life walks past an army barracks, and she hears a fragment of soldiers’ conversation coming through a window. And she can, if she’s a novelist, then go home and write a true novel about life in the army. You see the idea? The immense, penetrative power of the imagination and the intuition.”

Oh yes, young Joe thought. How profound. How deep! I don’t really have to research something before I write it. I can just glean inspiration from open windows!

At the time, I mentioned this line to a journalism professor of mine who had served in the U.S. Army during the Vietnam War. In a heartbeat, he quipped, “Well, she might be able to, Joe, but I don’t want to read it.” (Once again, I have no idea where this Henry James parable originated. Anyone know?)

That professor loved mystery fiction. Reread parts of the Sherlock Holmes and Nero Wolfe canons each year the way other people rewatch favorite Christmas movies. When Robert B. Parker made an appearance at the campus bookstore, he insisted a group of us students stop by and buy a few paperbacks. It’s the only time I had ever met Parker.

Another of the writers that prof urged me to read was James Lee Burke, whose books I later inhaled. Last year, Burke, then 87 years old, was interviewed on a podcast by North Carolina reporter Tommy Tomlinson. In that episode, Burke said that he had no plans to retire and no plans to wrap the Dave Robicheaux franchise anytime soon.

I know Tomlinson slightly, and follow his Substack. He and his wife devour mystery novels and TV mystery series. In a column written a few weeks after that podcast, Tomlinson said he’d been haunted by something Burke said. On the strength of this graf, I looked up the podcast and listened to the whole thing. These are Burke’s words:

“This is what I believe, and it’s metaphysical … the only activity that we do in the same way that God does is creation. That’s it. It’s like a baptismal font. Once you do that, you step into infinity.”

It’s the kind of quote that makes me want to start believing in writer quotes again. To that end, I wish you all a lustrous, productive fall, wherever you are and wherever the waters take you.

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Thanks to Patricia Furnish for Rabbi Googlevitch.

See you in three weeks!

Joe
josephdagnese.com

18 September 2025

September 15, 1963. A Mysterious Well. And Dioramas of Death.


Headline this weekend after Charlie Kirk's assassination:

"America Enters a New Age of Political Violence!"

No. You can call it sad, tragic, traumatic, etc., but not new. I'm writing this on September 15, 2025, and 62 years ago on September 15, 1963, at 10:22 on Sunday, a bomb ripped through the all black 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, Alabama, killing 4 young girls and wounding anywhere from 14-22 people as they were getting ready for Sunday Service. According to one survivor, the explosion shook the entire building and propelled the girls' bodies through the air "like rag dolls".

Four white men, Thomas Blanton, Robert Chambliss, Herman Cash, and Bobby Frank Cherry, from the Cahaba River Group, which had splintered off from another Ku Klux Klan group because they thought the KKK was too restrained, not violent enough, in the fight against integration, were the bombers. It being Alabama in the 1960s, the original FBI investigation ended without indictments, and it wasn't until 2001, after President Clinton appointed Doug Jones as the US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama, that ALL the bombers (except Cash who had died of old age) were finally indicted, tried, and convicted.

Addie Mae Collins (age 14, born April 18, 1949),
Carol Denise McNair (age 11, born November 17, 1951),
Carole Rosamond Robertson (age 14, born April 24, 1949), and
Cynthia Dionne Wesley (age 14, born April 30, 1949)

And then came November 22, 1964 – the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in Dallas, Texas, and in 1965 they started televising the Vietnam War… and we all sat, eating our dinners and watching the war every single freaking night - including the little girl running naked and screaming because she'd been covered in napalm, the MyLai massacre, the Vietcong man being shot in the head, his brains blowing out, and then dropping dead on his side - until it ended in the early 1970s when we got to watch everyone in South Vietnam trying to get on the helicopters as they left. And August 1, 1966, when Marine veteran Charles Whitman went up the Main Building Tower at the University of Texas, onto the observation deck, and started shooting people down below. In the next hour and a half he killed 15 people (one a pregnant woman), and injured 31 others before he was finally shot and killed by 2 Austin police officers. And in 1968, Martin Luther King Jr. and Robert F. Kennedy were both assassinated, followed by the bloody 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago.

And it's never stopped. I am sick to death of endless violence, pundits, politicians, splinter groups, condolences, sorrows, and horrors.

I have decided that the real problem is that we humans don't like humans very much.

But enough of that.

Let's talk instead about the little mysteries of life.

I've been having some work done on our yard, including ripping out five large - 2' x 4' - uneven flagstones in the back that were simply a health hazard to me and my husband as we potter around living our Beatrix Potter lives with the bunnies, the ever chattering squirrels, the sparrows, and the cawing crows. Especially in winter when the flagstones were slick with ice and/or snow.

Anyway, my guy (everyone needs a "my guy") came and was working away. One flagstone, two flagstone, three flagstone, four flagstone - and he was at the door saying, "You've got to come see this!"

So I came out, and this is what I saw:




That's a well, with carefully built brick walls, and some kind of concrete thingy in the middle. Now, our house was built in 1919, and there was no sign of a well on the survey map that came with the house when we bought it. We never dreamed there was a well under that flagstone, and I will say to its credit that we, and probably a lot of folks, have walked across that flagstone many a time and it never shifted an inch.

But my curiosity was aroused (most odd things arouse my curiosity, and since life has a tendency to be full of them, I spend most of my life curious and investigating), so this week I've been calling around, trying to find out:

  1. how far the city limits were in 1920 (in 1880, the east-west city limit of Sioux Falls was 14th street, which is REALLY small);
  2. was there running water out this way in 1920? (there was a private water company which set up shop in the 1890s but then closed down, and the city took over some time in the very early 1900s)
  3. where was the outhouse?

I've talked to a lot of people at the City this morning, and basically, everyone had a well throughout the 1800s, and into much of the 1900s. And by much of the 1900s, I mean that as late as the 1970s, when with a population of 72,000, the city decided to put in another reservoir up in North Sioux Falls somewhere. That would cost money, so there was a referendum, and a number of people in the neighborhood voted against it. The reason? Because if they got a reservoir, then the neighborhood would have to get indoor plumbing. Strangest hill to die on I've ever heard of.

I was also assured that probably the outhouse area has long disappeared, being filled in, and then... decades passing. Which is a shame in some ways, because it might have been interesting to excavate that. People used to throw all kinds of trash in the outhouse because where better?

And I'm still debating whether to get the well cleaned up and pumping again... But then we'd have to lift off that damn flagstone again. Decisions, decisions.

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Meanwhile, who here has heard of Frances Glesner Lee (1878-1962)? She was a Chicago heiress to the International Harvester fortune, who wanted to go into medicine, but was told ladies didn't do that. So she hand crafted (including knitting and sewing the various fabrics, making miniature cigarette butts, etc.) "the Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death, composite crime scene models recreated on a one-inch-to-one-foot scale. These macabre dioramas were purpose-built to be used as police training tools to help crime scene investigators learn the art and science of detailed forensics-based detection." Miss Marple would have LOVED her.

"Red Bedroom"

Go here (LINK) and (HERE) to learn more about her and see more of the dioramas. Or watch the video below:

I wonder if any of them show a murder in or near a well? BTW, our well had no bad smells coming up, just cool earthy air.

17 September 2025

Prime Prattle in Seattle



First of all, happy fourteenth birthday to SleuthSayers! I don't think we look a day over twelve.

Last time I talked about attending the World Science Fiction Conference in Seattle in August.  Here are my favorite quotations from that event.  As usual they are guaranteed one hundred percent context-free!

"I think genre is basically an outmoded method of organizing record stores." -Mollylele

"Since movement is the best medicine I recommend street fights." - M.T. Zimny


"The best time to publish your book is next year." - Andy Peloquin

"The disabled don't have traditions in the traditional sense." -Annie Carl 

"In my experience Facebook ads are a great way to spend money." - Claire E. Jones

"Nobody owns culture but it is a sacred spiritual thing that people are assigned responsibility for." - Gregg Castro

"That's how we define what a species is: how they sound when you step on them." - H.E. Milla

"I think alternative history is an amazing tool that should be used in schools to teach history." - Yasser Bahjatt

"We're all descended from the original Adam and Eve who were sperm whales. Count the ribs. It's true!" - M.T. Zimny

"Your characters can't know things that didn't happen." - Nick Fraser

"Disabled archaeologists and anthropologists are looking for things that able ones aren't." - K. Tempest Bradford

"You can't judge a book by its cover but you can sure as hell sell a lot of copies." - Tod McCoy

"Would you like to have a dystopia? If so, you want to have a corporation that owns the seeds." - Jennifer Rhorer

"I am an apocoptimistic writer." -Robert L. Slater

"It's almost like there are microclimates of politics in the Northwest." - Peter Crozier

"I am always telling authors 'Your story starts in Chapter Four.'" - Atlin Merrick

"I don't always recommend gatekeeping, unless you're a woman and you want to gatekeep." - Sadie Hartmann

"We could add a new letter to LGBTQ. V for villainsexual." - Evan J. Peterson

"I'm not a scientist. It doesn't have to make sense for me." - Jennifer Rhorer

"Make sure you understand that the book you wrote is not the book you planned to write." - Andy Peloquin

"Hand-waving is the best solution we have to this problem." - Sue Burke

"In Indian country we call fry bread Indian crap." - Gregg Castro

"Be professional before you're professional." -Atlin Merrick

"I think of a song as a thesis and every part of it proves something." - Alison Belle Bews

"I am the dumbest person up here, but I have the strongest mic." - M.T. Zimny

"Reach out to someone and say 'I don't know shit' and they'll say 'No shit you don't know shit.'" - Bryce O'Connor


16 September 2025

Typo-Casting


     As I mention regularly in this blog, I've returned to meeting jail inmates on a part-time basis. The court staff calls me in to plug holes that sometimes occur in any small office--illnesses, vacations, that sort of thing. I'm happy to help. I enjoy the work, and the occasional magistrate session keeps my bar card from getting dusty. 

    The sessions also allow me to uncover that collection of typos and misunderstoods that crop up occasionally in police reports. Often, these mistakes happen when a patrol officer in the field calls in his or her report using the department's voice-to-text system. Others occur, I think, when personnel use a word and aren't entirely clear on the definition. In either case the results can be entertaining. 

    What follows are a few of the recent examples of reporting errors. Besides a bit of fun, I hope they remind writers and citizens that police officers are human. They make mistakes just like the rest of us. Rarely are the errors cataclysmic breaches or deliberate violations of constitutional norms. More commonly, they are the mistakes we all make. A failure to proofread carefully or the assumption that what we actually said was what we meant to say. Anyone who has ever dictated a text message should understand. We want our police officers to be flesh and blood people so that they might empathize with the individuals they encounter. That doesn't mean we can't enjoy it when that humanity is displayed. 

He did not feel the form. 

    I'm easing into the typo topic. This isn't the most egregious mistake. But a great deal of my jail business involves unwanted touchings of one form or another. More accurately, a lot of my business consists of an excess of alcohol or drugs, followed by unwanted touching, sometimes with fists. So maybe someone did sneak a feel on the paperwork rather than fail to complete all the numbered boxes. Hopefully, the defendant obtained consent. 

Upon returning to the station, I tasted the ecstasy.

    When I read this, I momentarily stopped my work. I've had a movie moment, I thought. An officer in the field, touched the drugs to her tongue, looked dramatically at her partner, tossed her mane of perfectly coiffed hair, and announced that, "this stuff is pure." 

    Or more likely, when she got to the station, an officer exhausted from working deep-nights did a chemical test on the drugs that came back positive for a controlled substance. Then in her sleep-deprived state, she wrote 'tasted' rather than 'tested'. 

    I like my version better. 

We stooped because a man was lying in the road.

    Either the police stopped to perform a welfare check on a man who might present a danger to himself or others, or they had a sympathetic response. You be the judge. 

I contacted a female who loved in apartment 137. 

    If children are reading this blog with you, tell them the police meant to type 'lived'. If they're not, create your own story to the prompt, "The Woman Who Loved in Apartment 137". 

I had the subject perform a simple metal test. 

   As every driver knows, when a subject is stopped for driving while intoxicated, they are asked to perform a battery of field sobriety tests. The goal is to determine whether the driver is too intoxicated to operate a motor vehicle safely. 

    The goal is to have the subject perform a simple mental test.  I always find it funny when I see a typo written by someone commenting on another's loss of cognitive faculties. I'm sure the defense attorney will too. 

    But I could be wrong. Arc welding may be a new National Highway Safety Administration-approved sobriety test. I don't attend as many legal seminars as I used to so I might have missed that update. 

    There are a handful of recent offerings. They should remind us all that we're subject to typos. Read those stories one more time before submission. And if you find yourself lying in the street, don't fear the bent-over police officer. She's likely stooping to help you. 

    I'll be traveling on the day this blog posts. Apologies in advance if I don't reply to your comments. 

    Until next time. 

15 September 2025

Why A Librarian? by Anna Scotti


Anna Scotti, our guest blogger today, is a fellow member of the Short Mystery Fiction Society whom I knew and admired, but I became an enthusiastic fan a few pages into her new novel in short stories, It's Not Even Past. Everything she writes is a pleasure to read and deserves the awards her work has won.

Lori Yarborough is a bad-ass. She walks the mean streets of Los Angeles with only a battle-scarred pitbull for companionship, sleeps alone in the national forest, and - when finally pushed beyond endurance - slits a man's throat on a sunlit beach on Maui. She's also a librarian.

As It's Not Even Past opens, Lori is already on the run. She has traded demure sweater sets and a prim bun for raggedy yoga pants and flaming red hair. As the story progresses, Lori works as a nanny, a private secretary, a nurse's aide, a teaching assistant - she'll take pretty much any job that will allow her to keep a low profile and hide her education. She evolves from a naive, rather prissy pedant to a streetwise cynic. Lori changes a lot over the course of the ten-story collection. But make no mistake - she is a librarian to her core.

I knew, writing that very first librarian-on-the-run tale, that I wanted Lori to be smart and that she had to be brave. I couldn't think of a better job for her than librarian at the world-famous Harold Washington Library in Chicago, that owl-topped mecca for books and art and education. Lori is in many regards my alter ego - younger, smarter, fitter and a lot more courageous than I'll ever be, but like me in her fondness for Shakespeare and Donne, science and nature, good food, good wine, and good-looking men. I've held many of the jobs Lori has - teacher, personal assistant, lab rat - and I've worked with children and chimpanzees. If I can't blithely quote the classics as Lori does, I do know how to efficiently search my dog-eared Bartlett's. But I've never been a librarian, though I've admired them all my life.


Illustration by Helen John from
All of A Kind Family
My first hero was Kathy Allen, the "library lady" from Sydney Taylor's All of A Kind Family, who treated everyone with gentle but firm compassion. Ella, the family's eldest daughter, had an entirely inappropriate crush on Miss Allen's fiancé, but it was the lady herself I worshipped - her soft hands, her brisk manner, the swirl of hair she wore like a nest atop her pretty head. The librarian at my neighborhood public library in Washington, D.C., was not as young and pretty as Miss Allen, but she was just as kind, allowing me to check out books all summer long despite our family's terrible record for returning them. My siblings and I devoured books. We hiked with books, slept with books, read while standing at the bus stop, while waiting our turn at bat, and while hiding under the bed or behind a tree during hide-and-seek. We dropped books in mud puddles and bathtubs and left them behind in restaurants and at sleepover parties. But that wonderful lady never said no, just ran my tattered card through the check-out machine, sighing. She knew we were home alone while my parents worked, and she probably thought a few missing books were worth the cost of keeping us from running wild in the streets.

Our school librarian was a boss, too. The Alice Deal Jr. High library was a safe haven for weird kids, fat kids, foreign kids, new kids, smart kids, and anybody else who didn't quite fit in. When I became a teacher myself, decades later, I strove to make my classroom that kind of sanctuary. Along with the art room, the library, and the theater, my English classrooms were a hideout for anyone who needed to escape the vissicitudes of adolescent life.

Librarians have always been heroes; in World War II, the American Library Association provided not only reading material but lifesaving technical manuals to American servicemen, and in Cuba after the revolution, librarians hid "subversive" books from Castro's forces. In 2012, Abdel Kader Khaidara helped smuggle half a million books out of Timbuktu in order to protect them from extremists, while Saad Eskander defended Iraq's national library against Islamists and U.S. forces alike. American librarians have traditionally been champions of the First Amendment, standing in bespectacled unity, pastel sweater-clad elbows linked, to defend our right to freely access information.

But it's Barbara Gordon, equal parts sex appeal and erudition in granny glasses and skin-tight tops, who stands above all other librarians as a model of courage and hotness. Although she was the Head Librarian of a major city, chief tech advisor to a pantheon of superheroes, and a one-time candidate for the House of Representatives, you might know Dr. Gordon better by her other name: Batgirl. Maybe Brenda Starr, girl reporter, carried equal weight in my starved-for-female-role-models, pre-adolescent world. Brenda had a killer dimple and juggled two handsome boyfriends and a challenging career with ease. But Barbara was an intellectual. She would not have been ashamed to know the difference between placental mammals and marsupials, or how to count in base nine, or where to find Comoros on a map.

All of these librarians, fictional and real, swirled in my head as I wrote the first librarian-on-the-run tale for Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine back in 2018. (“That Which We Call Patience” is actually the second story in the collection, because I added two new stories to supplement those that originally appeared in the magazine.) I suppose the librarians who made my childhood bearable have since returned to dust, but I hope their successors will read these words and will recognize themselves lovingly reflected in the pages of It's Not Even Past.

Want to know more about librarians or the books and resources I've mentioned here? Check out The Bad-Ass Librarians of Timbuktu by Joshua Hammer, Let's Talk Comics: Librarians by Megan Halsband, Sydney Taylor's All of a Kind Family series, and How Librarians Became Free Speech Heroes by Madison Ingram on Zocalo Public Square.

Anna Scotti's short stories appear frequently in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and can also be found in Black Cat Weekly, The Saturday Evening Post, and in various literary magazines and anthologies. Stories from her new collection, It's Not Even Past (Down & Out Books), have been selected three times for Best Mystery Stories of the Year (Mysterious Press). Scotti is also a noted poet and the author of the award-winning young adult novel, Big and Bad (Texas Review Press). She teaches poetry and fiction online. Learn more at annakscotti.com.

14 September 2025

Harming or murdering one person is illegal but doing the same thing on a mass scale is legal?


The recent release by the Canadian Medical Association seems, on the surface, like a sensible response to growing misinformation. 

However, it should never have to be written. We are living in a time when a national medical association imploring us to speak up against absolutely dangerous ideas is just another weekday event.

If a person is attacked with a knife or gun and ends up in hospital or dies, it is illegal and they will be prosecuted. If many children are hospitalized or killed by antivaccine propaganda or many cancer patients die because they eschew cancer medications, the people fomenting these ideas while making money from the alternate treatments they offer will not be prosecuted, so experts must resort to pleading with people to protect their health and save their lives. 

Harming or killing one person with a knife or gun is illegal. Harming or killing many people with inaccurate propaganda is a legal moneymaker. 

For those of us who are sticklers for law and order, who long for a just society, who love it when the criminals are stopped in their tracks - the lovers of mystery stories and citizens of democracies - what are we to do when mass harm and murder is now another weekday event? 

How many have been harmed by antivaxxers? In the United States, as of September 2025, 1454 have been infected with measles, 92% were unvaccinated or vaccine status unknown, 12% were hospitalized and there have been 3 deaths.

Before we Canadians tsk, tsk and point at Robert Kennedy Jr., Canada's numbers are worse: 4,849 measles cases have been reported in Canada, 88% were unvaccinated, 8% hospitalized and 1died. 

In Canada and the U.S. many communities are well below the 95% vaccination level needed to keep measles at bay for those children too young to be vaccinated or adults and children too ill to mount an immune response. 

Given the reduction in childhood vaccination rates because of inane fears of 'vaccine injury', this is just the beginning. Hospitalization and deaths from measles will rise and other vaccine preventable diseases are emerging. The World Health Organization has warned that not only measles, but meningitis, yellow fever and diphtheria are on the rise. 

While naming and shaming diseases that were once in our rearview mirror, let's not forget polio, a vaccine preventable disease with no treatment. “People think that polio is gone, but that virus is not gone.” says Paul Offit, director, Vaccine Education Center at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia. "It could be circulating in pockets of the U.S. right now, with cases being prevented only by high vaccination levels. But if those levels drop dramatically, we might not realize the dangers until it’s too late.

“If we stop vaccinating today, we probably wouldn’t have outbreaks tomorrow because it would take some time for susceptible people to accumulate.”

So, we were once here and we are heading back there again: 

If this isn't all concerning enough, let's look at cancer and the pushback against evidence based treatments to sell ineffective, untested cancer treatments. The numbers of people who have died from refusing their cancer treatments are difficult to calculate because it differs with different cancers, their stages, age of patient etc. However, it is a fact that survival times without effective treatments is decreased. There are other costs as well. I've seen this up close. 

Some of you may have read my article about my dearest childhood friend, Carol, and her death from breast cancer.What I didn't include in that article was how she was inundated with misinformation. Carol died nine months after diagnosis and, for someone so healthy and strong, that was like a fast, horrible ride down a rollercoaster, with garbage advice being shouted at her along the way. Anyone who has read the article knows that Carol had a spine of steel, was a science researcher and wouldn't be pushed into idiocy. However, some criticized her chemo therapy (easy to do because chemo can be tough to go through) while pushing unproven cancer cures like diet (she was one of the healthiest eaters I've known) exercise (she hiked and did yoga) and relaxation (her attitude was excellent). It was all about identifying a nonexistent problem and fixing it as a cure to cancer (of course, all these cures were grifts that cost money). A lesser woman may have succumbed to these 'cures' given how difficult chemo was and how increasingly scared she became. Instead, Carol limited her interactions to those she trusted and lived the best life she could for those short months. 

The harms of misinformation aren't limited to vaccines and cancer - they are rampant for many diseases. 

Just as the CMA response shouldn't be necessary, neither should mine. We need to do more than cataloguing the harms endlessly. We need action. 

First, let's make childhood school vaccinations mandatory and effective by closing all loopholes antivaxxers are using to avoid vaccinating their children: no more 'conscience and religious' exemptions; only medical exemptions for vaccinations should be allowed. Mandatory childhood vaccinations are supported by 70% of Canadians; let's make it an effective law that protects children and society without allowing absurd loopholes for anti vaxxers to put us all at risk. 

Second, let's get some of our excellent legal minds around a table and figure out how to prosecute those who peddle dangerous medical misinformation. Harming and killing people must have consequences. Since I'm not an excellent legal mind (without legal training, I'm not even a mediocre legal mind) I can't say how the solution will look, but it's time we demand a solution. We cannot be in the position of watching harm and death and simply cataloguing it ad absurdum and begging them to stop. Going back to the statement by the Canadian Medical Association, "false health information is being normalized"; this normalization is largely because it can be done without consequences. Can you imagine if parents kept writing about how people were being paid to attack their children with baseball bats, often hospitalizing the children, and all they could do was beg people to stop? It would be absurd. Yet here we are - harm with no consequences. With vaccines, it's often the tiniest of children who are too young to be vaccinated, who end up hospitalized. With cancer treatments and treatments for other illnesses, it is the vulnerable and the sick who are most at risk. We must have ways to protect them and pleading doesn't protect them - we need laws backed up with the ability to prosecute those responsible. 

This must end. Making money from harming and killing people must have legal consequences. 

13 September 2025

Scarcity Lends Value


I don't usually crack myself up when writing something funny. Maybe I'll chuckle in a first-draft fever, but that's about it. I've been doing this long enough now that my inner craftsman stays focused. The craftsman knows that making myself laugh isn't necessarily a good thing. I might've nailed a one-liner, sure, but I might also be indulging in one-liners rather than investing in the best possible story.

No, humor is serious business. A comedy needs all the elements of a drama--and then to be funny on top of all that. I stay focused on the arc and gauge the humor more by vibe. Does a section feel right in the flow? Does it read well on the eye and sound great to the ear? Does the humorous line develop the character or solidify a story moment? Is the humor consistent or random? And the big test: If I took that bit out, is the story better or worse?

I did qualify that with a usually, though. There I was shaping up what would become "This One Oughta Go Different"--and I kept laughing. I did it at one character in particular, a Marguerite Fanchon, and at one trait of hers in particular. My laughs sprang from liberation. The set-up allowed me to give Marguerite dialogue and blocking in a way I wouldn’t have otherwise dared, with sudden poses and off-point soliloquies flaunting the writing rules. 

Marguerite was, in today's slang, a lot. And those laughs were telling me something. To be careful with her.

Spoiler-free context: “Oughta” is my third Vernon Stagg installment for AHMM. Vernon is a small-time Nashville lawyer with self-aggrandizement issues and dodgy morals. His cocktail of personal flaws makes him performative, and the story revolves around him stumbling upon a perfect client every bit as performative: Marguerite. Vernon wants her pristine record and polished working-class persona to turn a simple pinched nerve claim into a major settlement. Hijinks ensue.

Marguerite, though, promptly disappears in Act One just as Vernon ramps up his big case. He spends until Act Four searching for her--and pursuing a case without a client. 

The absence of a character can be as powerful as their presence. Someone dies, or goes lost, or gets called off to war, whatever. That absent character still resonates as broken hearts, guilty souls, people fumbling at an empty shape in their lives. Absences drive plot, create mystery, and deepen worry. Think Catch-22, Gone Girl, The Lord of the Rings, The Maltese Falcon

In my shallow end of the pool, "Oughta" was never going to work with Marguerite hanging around too long. This is Vernon's story, not hers. Now, Vernon is wrong that her claim ever could land a major payday. He's even wrong about Marguerite's true identity, but this is comedy, and Vernon is wrong about many things. The point is, Marguerite is perfect for his angle he keeps trying to play. Maybe this time, he has a winner. For conflict's sake, it's only fitting to yank her away from him. For the character's sake, it's very Vernon that he proceeds with the case anyway.

That's tactics. There is also strategy, going back to the reason Marguerite had me laughing. She doesn't engage in conversation. Each thing said to her becomes a cue for some parallel melodrama in her head. Her lines are soap opera cheese that would get me tossed out of a writer's workshop. Funny, but only in small doses and only if her quirks are a clue. The lines even get some power if she lands somehow in that spotlight she craves. Otherwise, I'm just writing soap opera cheese.

Like I said, this Marguerite was a lot. Which was why I could only use her a little.

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If you like hearing about hidden doors and speakeasy culture, there's more behind-the-scenes on "Oughta" over at AHMM's Trace Evidence blog.