26 June 2017

The Lie Detector

by Jan Grape

My Time magazine came yesterday. The man on the cover is Special Counsel and former FBI Director, Robert Mueller. Underneath his photo is the sub-title Someone's not telling the truth.

Wow. Can this man with his extensive education and background and work experience be able to sort out fiction from lies? Surely he can, but this is a new challenge for him. He's never had an investigation like this. But he does have plenty of money and a dream-team of legal eagles on his side. Personally, I think he will eventually cut through all the lies, deceits and cover-ups but it will take time.

As writers we are hoping to be as Lawrence Block (a belated happy birthday, Larry) titled his book, Telling Lies For Fun And Profit. We are liars of the first, second, third and last order. And, boy, do we have fun doing it.

Just a couple of things to remember. If we have a character who is a police officer and we interrogate people to find out who committed the crime, do we rely on the old stand-by like body language? Do we express that? How the suspect, slouched and seemed uninterested.

Does our amateur sleuth draw any conclusion from the person who will not look directly into the character's eyes. That is another basic "tell" of a liar.

Do we ask the right questions in order to catch the suspect in a lie? Of course, we do these things. And Class, be sure you set things up so that you either have an idea the suspect is lying. Or have your character acknowledge that he or she knows they need more proof.

Most parents have a built in bull-pucky meter in their head and know almost instinctively when their child is lying. If that's true then your character might even say or think that. It's doesn't guaranteed they know when a suspect is lying.

You know, as a writer you must make your story or book believable so be sure and check on the reality of your character either detecting a lie or missing it altogether. If your character misses it then be sure you set it up that way.

If all else fails, have your suspect take a lie detector test. I remember Very Special Agent Tony what's-his-name in the NCIS  TV series telling a suspect once that every time the man lied, his (meaning Tony's) ears would itch. Tony had proof of part and part he suspected, but scratched his ears at the right time and the suspect confessed. Makes me laugh every time I think about it. And I do know Tony's last name, I just am not sure of the spelling at the moment.

I realize most of you reading this are published writers. Most also have awards and honors for writing excellence. But gentle reminders of details are always welcome in my book. Just continue telling and detecting lies because that's what we do.

9 comments:

Barb Goffman said...

Suspecting or believing someone is lying is one thing. But being able to prove it is another matter. I'm reminded of a scene in one of the Harry Potter movies, in which Harry tells professors Snape and McGonagall that Draco Malfoy is the person who put a curse on ... a character whose name escapes me. Snape asks for the proof, and Harry says he just knows. And while it turned out that Harry was right, Snape correctly scoffed at using a gut feeling as proof. I wish Mr. Mueller better luck and better evidence.

Art Taylor said...

Good post here, Jan--appreciate this look at how to incorporate all this on the page. And yes, as Barb said, good luck to Mr. Mueller. Truth really is stranger than fiction....

B.K. Stevens said...

Enjoyed your post, Jan. We can all use reminders sometimes.

Eve Fisher said...

I remember either Miss Marple or Inspector Craddock saying they had an aunt who said she could smell a lie. I kind of doubt that, but I do like one of Miss Marple's "tells" of when someone was telling her a lie: a person who looks right at you and never blinks as they talk.

Yep, we're in the business of inventing lies and then figuring out how to dismantle them. Thanks for the post!

Mike Doran said...

Just for the record:

Michael Weatherly's NCIS character was Tony DiNozzo (pronounced dee-NOTE-zo.
Not that it really matters, given that Mr. Weatherly is no longer on that show -

- so it's all a lot of Bull anyway ...

... come to think of it, Dr. Bull is kind of a human lie detector himself ...

Elizabeth said...

Yes, best of luck to Mr. Mueller. If the D. tells him he's fired, he should just say no & refuse to budge.

I'm reminded of the rulebook at a place I used to work. The book had a list of offenses which would get a person fired. One was "known or suspected dishonesty". Known dishonesty, I can understand, but how do you prove a negative?

Jan Grape said...

Thanks, Barb. All the luch for Muller for sure.

Jan Grape said...

I thought DiNozza had 2 "z"s but Not sure.

(Groan) on your Bull pun but very clever..haha.

Jan Grape said...

Thanks everyone for your comments.

Eve, I read someone before writing of a person who could smell a lie. I always thought when I read that it meant that person had a real knack for catching someone in a lie...that they were an expert.