07 October 2017

Writing for the Record


by John M. Floyd



Like many of my fellow writers, I've had my share of unusual experiences. I once had three stories in four months in AHMM (the March, May, and June 1999 issues); I once did a signing at a flea market, right in there among the T-shirts and yard ornaments and velvet paintings; I've twice had stories in Woman's World that listed someone else's byline; I've published poems in places like Volcano Quarterly and Appalling Limericks; one of my short stories was rejected twelve times before it finally sold; I've had stories published in Braille and on audiotape and translated into Russian; and I once drove 150 miles to do a library presentation where only two people showed up (and both of them worked for the library). Etc., etc., etc.

But something happened recently that was even stranger than any of those. A writer friend from Los Angeles named Eric Guignard, who has also edited several anthologies I've appeared in, contacted me with information about an opportunity. He began his email with "There's this little project I stumbled across that you might be interested in . . ."

The project was an attempt by a publisher in South Africa to--again, in Eric's words--"create the biggest book of short stories ever for The Guiness Book of World Records."

Here's the deal:

CEA Greatest Anthology Written, published by Celenic Earth Publications, will include 111 original short stories, each between 3000 and 8000 words, written by 111 different authors around the world. The book is an attempt at a Guiness World Record for the most authors contributing to a single volume of short fiction.

Shaun M. Jooste, a writer/publisher from Cape Town, South Africa, began working on the project in April. He applied to Guiness World Records, challenged the existing record of 50 writers, and stated that he could double that number in an anthology that he would then publish. After GWR granted him permission for the attempt and sent him a truckload of requirements and guidelines, Shaun put out a call for contributors, read all the submissions, and categorized them by genre. The book will then be "authenticated and verified" according to specifications by Guiness. To attain World Record status, 1000 copies of the book must be printed and at least 500 print copies and 500 e-book copies must be sold. (For anyone who's interested, it is available now for pre-order here and will also be sold via Amazon.)


The anthology, which will be about 600 pages, will feature authors from South Africa, the United Kingdom, the U.S., Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Hungary, Nigeria, Mexico, Bolivia, and Switzerland. The main genres included are mystery/crime, fantasy, science fiction, horror, and romance (with about 2% children's, 4% LGBT, and 4% historical).

Eric and I received word last month that our stories will be included. Mine, which is called "The Tenth Floor," is a 4000-word fantasy tale about a teenager who buys an artifact from a pawn shop as a gift for his grandmother and then finds that it's also a portal to another world. Not a mystery, but it contains several plot twists, and one of my favorite endings. And the timing of the anthology call was perfect: when I found out about the opportunity, this story was already completed and sitting here in my to-be-submitted stack.

Everything about this project is a little unusual--including the five-page contract I received a few weeks ago. It stated that authors will retain reprint rights but will not be offered royalties; their payment will be the permanent inclusion of their names in The Guiness Book of World Records. I decided I could live with that.

Eric, a Bram Stoker Award winner, agrees. In fact he told me that inclusion in Guiness World Records has always been one of his bucket-list items. I had honestly never thought about it--but now that it's a probability, I'm pretty excited.

Maybe if I talk about that at one of our libraries, more than two bored employees will show up.

Or maybe not.





13 comments:

Barb Goffman said...

Cool. (I feel like I should say more, but at 4:30 a.m., cool is all I've got.)

janice law said...

Very neat. And an interesting volume for those devoted librarians, too!

Alas, no shows at book chats and signings are a fact of life for most of us.

O'Neil De Noux said...

All right. Nice article. I'd write more but we have a hurricane approaching. Seems like Pascagoula will get the eye but Lake Pontchartrain and New Orleans will be hit. Gotta pick up stuff outside.

Eve Fisher said...

Congratulations!
And O'Neil, do whatever necessary and stay safe.

John Floyd said...

Thanks, Barb. Get some sleep!

Janice, it'll be fun to actually see the book--it'll be a big one. As for signings/presentations, I've had several of those empty-room events--you're right, it goes with the territory.

O'Neil, be safe down there. Sounds as if the only good thing is that it's supposed to move fast, so no Harvey-like rains.

Thanks, Eve!

Michael Bracken said...

I read through the entire first paragraph wondering when you were going to get to the "unusual experiences." I suspect many of us (okay, some of us) have experienced enough similar events that they don't seem all that unusual. Taking a shot at The Guiness Book of World Records, though, that's unusual!

I hope the book meets its sales goals and that we see your name in a future edition.

John Floyd said...

Michael, I suspect both of us have had enough weird things happen to us, writingwise, to last a lifetime. And yes, writing is a strange career in itself.

As for the attempt, we'll see what happens--but the people behind it are certainly dedicated to it. And it's been fun being involved.

R.T. Lawton said...

It was one of those times when you were in the right place at the right time, and when opportunity knocked you were ready. Good on you.

John Floyd said...

Hey RT. Yep, lucky's the word, there. I think it'll be fun to see the book and read all the stories even if it doesn't wind up qualifying for the record, but the publisher has high hopes, and whole process is turning out to be a lot of fun.

Thanks for the comment!

Jeff Baker said...

Wow! Sounds like fun and a heck of a credit, John! O'Neil, please stay safe!

John Floyd said...

Thanks, Jeff! I think all of us involved have had a good time, already.

Leigh Lundin said...

Wow, John. I'm still catching up, but congratulations!

John Floyd said...

Thank you, Leigh--it's just an attempt at this point, not an accomplishment. But we're having fun.