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| United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia |
I know, I know. I make a point here and elsewhere of being a “recovering” attorney. But this case tempted me back into the legal arena since I was asked to defend regulations that are pro-consumer, and with which I personally agree. Also the payment would be, well, generous.
The last 20 years that I practiced law I was the Deputy Assistant General Counsel in the Department of Transportation’s litigation office. For a host of reasons I enjoyed that position much more than I had my previous 15 years of practice in the private sector. At DOT almost everything that I did revolved around the written word. I specialized in appellate and Supreme Court litigation, so there was no interviewing of witnesses or trial work for me. Rather, I spent my years writing and editing the writing of others. When I was in private practice it bugged me no end to think that every hour I spent on a project needed to be billed to someone. Time and money were stapled together at the ankles. Separating hours worked from compensation received is one of the greatest joys in working for the government. While work still stacks up, there is nevertheless the opportunity to give each task the amount of time it requires rather than the amount of time that can justifiably be multiplied by an applicable hourly rate. Nonetheless, I am human, and I like money as well as the next guy. So I admit that it was the prospect of those billable hours that enticed me to write that brief this year.
By contrast, each of us here at SleuthSayers, I will bet, is marching to a different drummer. You basically can’t make anything close to a living writing short stories. The last mystery writer who may have been able to eke out that sort of living was Ed Hoch, and I would be very surprised if there are any more of his ilk out on the horizon. This was not always the case. O. Henry wrote virtually only short stories, and apparently lived well. Shirley Jackson left a handful of novels, but was principally known for her incredible short stories. Faulkner, Hemmingway and Steinbeck each cut their teeth on short stories, as did Stephen King.
It is interesting to speculate as to what has changed since the heyday of magazine fiction. John Floyd, in a column last week, set forth a list of outlets that currently pay for new short stories. That list is paltry compared to the publications that were readily available at neighborhood news counters in the 1940s, 1950s and 1960s. And why is this the case? Economics teaches us that the magazines that are no more ceased to exist only because readers stopped purchasing them. It’s pretty simple – when readers go away the market contracts. Since the demise of many of those short story outlets coincided with the rise of television it is tempting to link the two. Did readers leave because of the advent of television? If so, why was that the case? Mystery stories were a hallmark of radio programming before televisions entered our living rooms and yet the market for printed short stories thrived alongside radio dramas. Thinking about this I was reminded of an episode on the Twilight Zone – actually, the 1985 re-boot of the show on CBS. The episode, part of the 1985 Christmas show, was titled “But Can She Type?” and centered on a much-abused secretary who was transported into a parallel universe where secretarial skills were revered. The scenario of that episode is not unlike the situation that short story authors find themselves in – we seem to be stuck in a universe that no longer fully appreciates our contributions.
It is possible, with the advent of epublications and stories and books that are obtainable over the internet without ever being published in hardcover, that the pendulum may now be swinging back to a more amenable position. But I still am a bit of a skeptic. After all, the demise of all of those mystery magazines that we bought as kids was not a fluke – they left the shelves because the public stopped buying them. Does the ability to download a book or a story heighten the public’s interest in acquiring the story? Of course from an economics standpoint it could be that the readership market, while still narrow, is also deep, and that on-line availability of mystery fiction will appeal to those still interested in the genre who, for whatever reason, are not frequent purchasers of hardcopy books and magazines.
Regardless of whether these new outlets are harbingers of better things to come, at least, as John pointed out last week, there are markets that are out there right now. But there are also strange disparities. I spend roughly the same amount of time on a short story that I spent on that brief to the D.C. Court of Appeals. My writing style changes somewhat when I shift from fiction to persuasive rhetoric, but it doesn’t really change all that much. I still end up using the same words, the same organizational approach, and pretty much the same cadence. But one of those efforts, if successful, brings monetary rewards that are probably at best only about five percent of the potential of the other.
In any event, no matter how the economics sort out, those of us committed to spinning yarns are in this for non-monetary gratification. We are also in it for the long run!
