tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post268149220370953202..comments2024-03-18T19:00:03.047-04:00Comments on SleuthSayers: I Am Not a "sexy porn gerl" and other Twitter MishapsLeigh Lundinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07921276795499571578noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-2405328264176674262014-07-24T21:17:28.365-04:002014-07-24T21:17:28.365-04:00Hey Mel,
The Twitter Pool is deep and there are no...Hey Mel,<br />The Twitter Pool is deep and there are no lifeguards! Thanks for the laughs! A great way to end my day.<br />Rita Baileynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-38057314377797332992014-07-20T19:36:24.378-04:002014-07-20T19:36:24.378-04:00Postscript: (and I swear this is the truth) Twit...Postscript: (and I swear this is the truth) Twitter just informed me that I am being followed by "Show Me Your Bits."<br />I'm going to get a scotch now.Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-46925776160055918512014-07-20T18:02:10.551-04:002014-07-20T18:02:10.551-04:00snort - love it, Steve. A passel of crime author ...snort - love it, Steve. A passel of crime author stalkers...we can recruit at Bouchercon :)<br />And thanks for the kind words,Dixon!Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-85324411489302786172014-07-20T15:34:25.082-04:002014-07-20T15:34:25.082-04:00Your humor had me rolling! Your humor had me rolling! Dixon Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11220791609338404147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-40518977876350586512014-07-20T12:01:21.911-04:002014-07-20T12:01:21.911-04:00I wonder how sex-workers, Nigerian businessmen, an...I wonder how sex-workers, Nigerian businessmen, and distributors of "male enhancement" products would feel if they were being cyber-stalked by crime writers.Steve Steinbockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12760730166698947054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-37509357940852258952014-07-19T18:58:40.387-04:002014-07-19T18:58:40.387-04:00Melodie, it won't happen.
Here are some thin...Melodie, it won't happen. <br />Here are some things I consider a waste of time:<br /><br />Guard duty during basic training<br />Standing in airport security lines.<br />Watching "Gilligan's Island" reruns.<br />Twitter, (and Facebook)Herschel Cozinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06097703750150309319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-43115181338397986262014-07-19T16:22:00.323-04:002014-07-19T16:22:00.323-04:00Herschel, I am mostly harmless (like Earth. Lordy...Herschel, I am mostly harmless (like Earth. Lordy, do I love Douglas Adams.) I promise to follow you on Twitter, if you follow me :) And I won't even lead you astray. Much.Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-61587419050444915122014-07-19T15:15:01.791-04:002014-07-19T15:15:01.791-04:00Melodie, I'd love to get to know you; however ...Melodie, I'd love to get to know you; however your reluctance to take advantage of your many offers probably makes that impossible.<br /><br />I have been offered Russian brides and a whole host (hostess?) of opportunities to have fun. My wife deletes them. As for performance enhancement, longer and louder orgasms, the very thought is frightening.<br /><br />Thanks for a fun column.Herschel Cozinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06097703750150309319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-20394927917318016932014-07-19T12:54:03.917-04:002014-07-19T12:54:03.917-04:00Ah, the benefits of modern technology.
I needed t...Ah, the benefits of modern technology.<br /><br />I needed this post, today--it's an otherwise gloomy weekend here.John Floydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04001712728130488485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-6037575980369768822014-07-19T10:54:55.309-04:002014-07-19T10:54:55.309-04:00LOLOL, Melodie. I have many...strange--followers o...LOLOL, Melodie. I have many...strange--followers on twit. Of course I don't follow the questionable ones back, lol. I've been lucky on facebook. So far I have had only one man--or so I'm guessing it was a male. His pic showed a man, but hey, never know-- try and contact me with his desire to get to know me better, hehehe.Brendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03721556815192785649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-70974539714028851942014-07-19T10:39:58.954-04:002014-07-19T10:39:58.954-04:00Leigh, let me know if I bonk any American in the e...Leigh, let me know if I bonk any American in the eye. Er, knee.Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-74033218862626194402014-07-19T09:53:25.981-04:002014-07-19T09:53:25.981-04:00Love the comments!
>Things that used to be per...Love the comments!<br /><br />><i>Things that used to be perky now swing south…</i><br>You mean toward the US?<br><br>Melodie, as I learned in John Burdett's <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bangkok-8-john-burdett/1100320340?ean=9788496284135" rel="nofollow"><i>Bangkok 8</i></a> series, 'male penis enhancement' isn't necessarily redundant, not at all.Leigh Lundinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07921276795499571578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-59617082932406474682014-07-19T09:49:07.483-04:002014-07-19T09:49:07.483-04:00LOL! (And this is not coming from a brothel) And...LOL! (And this is not coming from a brothel) And all I get is Nigerians, asking me to move money... Eve Fisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03015761600962360110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-13022527751916708462014-07-19T09:42:07.756-04:002014-07-19T09:42:07.756-04:00David, never fear: your allure (founded on your ob...David, never fear: your allure (founded on your obviously clever wit) is reaching up into Toronto now ;)Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-52390041146337782322014-07-19T09:40:36.674-04:002014-07-19T09:40:36.674-04:00Thelma, thank you for your kind words this morning...Thelma, thank you for your kind words this morning! Oddly enough, many publishers seem to be wary of broad comedy (and the broad is no joke). Luckily, the editors at Orca and Imajin are super witty themselves.Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-70435405539677314732014-07-19T09:37:38.555-04:002014-07-19T09:37:38.555-04:00Fran, I am spitting out coffee giggling! Thanks f...Fran, I am spitting out coffee giggling! Thanks for that morning smile.Melodie Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870938103759179132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-23231877358424025722014-07-19T09:25:39.559-04:002014-07-19T09:25:39.559-04:00Melodie, I feel your pain on this issue. In recen...Melodie, I feel your pain on this issue. In recent years I have become the "love" target of rapacious females from around the world--including such exotic locales as Belarus and Nigeria! They hound me with their siren calls for "friendship" via the internet, and even Skype. I feel so soiled somehow, yet my failure to respond has had little effect. <br /><br />Oddly, during this same time frame, my powerful, animal allure has been largely ignored on the home front.David Deanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13005457506363262838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-16075294438469293352014-07-19T09:23:59.896-04:002014-07-19T09:23:59.896-04:00I love your sense of humor! I don't have that ...I love your sense of humor! I don't have that gift and I so admire those of you who do! Thelma Straw in ManhattanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-16443544318480504372014-07-19T08:38:24.556-04:002014-07-19T08:38:24.556-04:00Love the cover!Love the cover!janice lawnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3119105822589181967.post-10314731197059425242014-07-19T05:13:37.142-04:002014-07-19T05:13:37.142-04:00Melodie,I can totally relate.
I keep getting tho...Melodie,I can totally relate. <br />I keep getting those ED ads for someone who died in 1988. I gave up on asking them to please stop sending them and finally responded, "He's dead and has experienced his last stiffness." That should have stopped it, but I received yet another letter from them stating that sometimes a marriage can feel dead, but their product could bring life back into the relationship. I gave up and when it's social media, I just delete, delete, delete.Fran Rizerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08655783035179620991noreply@blogger.com