18 April 2015

Stranded Yet Again


I consider myself a lucky man. I'm married to a great lady, my children (thank God) inherited her looks and brainpower and not mine, and although I'm no billionaire I'm not homeless either, at least not at the moment. And, with regard to my so-called writing career, these past few months have been especially kind to me.
Much of my recent run of good fortune seems to be linked to the folks at The Strand Magazine. (I've written about that publication in two previous SleuthSayers columns: "Stranded" in November 2011 and "Stranded Again" in July 2014. Which led to the brilliantly original title of this piece.)

Rewind to the morning of January 21, 2015. I was scheduled for a signing that day at a library about 100 miles north of here, so after stumbling out of bed and shoveling down my breakfast I loaded some books into the car and checked Google Maps to see exactly where I was going. I was still squinting at the satellite view of the Montgomery County Library when I heard the DING of an incoming message. I yawned, rubbed my eyes, clicked over to e-mail, and saw a note from my (former) SleuthSayers colleague Janice Law. Before I could open it, two more DINGs, from friends Terrie Moran and Bonnie (B.K.) Stevens. All three of them said, more or less, the same thing: Congrats on your Edgar nomination!

Believe me, there are few things that can wake a person up faster than that. One of my informants (Janice, I think) included a link to the announcement in the Los Angeles Times. Shellshocked, I hopped over there and was reading the article when my cell phone rang--the caller was Andrew Gulli, editor of the Strand. He didn't bother to identify himself--he just said "Have you heard the news?" He went on to tell me that one of my stories, "200 Feet," which appeared in the February-May 2014 issue of the Strand, was chosen as a finalist for the Edgar Award for Best Short Story.

How in the world did one of my stories get nominated? I had, and have, no idea. But I assure you that that news made my road trip that day a lot more fun. If the folks in that Friends of the Library group wondered why I had a dopey (or maybe the word is dopier) grin on my face during my signing, they were nice enough not to mention it.

A few days after that, on January 26, I received more good news: the Strand sent me word that it would publish the latest story I'd submitted to them, called "Driver." It has since appeared in their current issue, February-May 2015, and its acceptance was especially pleasant--and surprising--because the story is fairly long, around 10,000 words. I think the magazine's guidelines say they prefer "between 2000 and 6000," and most of my Strand stories have been right in the middle of that range--around 4K. (I like to be as dateworthy a blind date as possible, when trying to woo editors.) I'm not sure why this particular story ran so long. Maybe because it's about a scandal in D.C., and features a limousineload of crooked politicians and their hired help. The crimes and attempted crimes include extortion, robbery, blackmail, and murder, and in this case it just took a lot of words and pages to get everything I wanted into the story.

The third good thing happened almost a month later, on February 19. I received an e-mail from Otto Penzler in New York, informing me that he and guest editor James Patterson had selected one of my stories, "Molly's Plan," for inclusion in The Best American Mystery Stories 2015, to be published this October. (That story was also from the Strand--their June-September 2014 issue.) I've been buying and reading the annual BAMS anthology for years, and although I've been fortunate enough to be shortlisted several times I'd never before made it into the book.

As I recently mentioned to another SleuthSayer, David Dean, this kind of occurrence is proof positive that many things in this writing business are unpredictable. We try to write a story as well as we can, mail (or e-mail) it off, and cross our fingers that it might achieve some level of success. That's all we can do.

Even though I continue to remain pitifully clueless as to which stories will be victorious when I send them out into the world--many of them die slow and painful deaths--I also continue to believe that if you try long enough and hard enough, some will be accepted, published, and occasionally recognized in a way that gives them new life afterward. If there is a key to all this, it's that we have to keep writing and keep submitting. In my case, as one of my old IBM buddies used to say, even a blind hog can root up an acorn now and then.

Will the rest of this year be as kind to me as these past several months have been? I hope so. But I can't help wondering if I have already found and used up all the four-leaf clovers in my 2015 lawn.

Even so, I'm seriously considering the purchase of a lottery ticket.

There might never be a better time.

26 comments:

  1. Wow, just wow, John. And super congratulations! You deserve 'em.

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  2. Couldn't happen to a more deserving author. Again, my congrats and best of luck at the Edgars! I hope to see you in NYC.

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  3. John, the wonderful thing about your numerous publications as well as this and other honors is that you deserve every one of them@

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  4. Super congrats, John, and I'll be a minx here and say I'm damned glad you're not Canadian, because I don't need you as competition for the Arthur Ellis Awards! You rock.

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  5. Leigh, David, and Fran -- Thank you for such kind words. David, I do look forward to seeing you in NY--I believe Liz Zelvin and Dale Andrews will be there too, and I hope other SleuthSayers as well.

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  6. Many thanks, Melodie! If I recall, you've already won the Arthur Ellis Award--quite an accomplishment! As for the Edgar, I am but a nominee, and when you consider my competition in that category this time you'll see why my plans are merely to show up and clap for the winner. But I am most certainly fortunate just to be in the running.

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  7. Way to go, John! And continued good luck.

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  8. Thank you, Paul. I truly do think luck plays a large part in this kind of thing. So much depends on happening to catch the right editor with the right story on the right day, so sometimes it becomes a roll of the dice. I do hope my good fortune lately might convince others to continue to try the Strand--they are indeed good folks, there.

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  9. John, congrats. You're on a roll. Best go buy that Powerball ticket.

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  10. Add my congratulations, all honors well deserved and overdue.

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  11. Many thanks, R.T. You're right, I should do some betting in case Lady Luck is still in a good mood.

    Thanks to you also, Herschel! I often long for the days when there were a lot of markets out there for mystery short stories: AHMM, EQMM, Murderous Intent, Mike Shayne, Crimestalker Casebook, Futures, Orchard Press Mysteries, Amazon Shorts, Raconteur, Detective Mystery Stories, Dogwood Tales, Enigma, Whispering Willows, Genre Sampler, Mystery Time, Heist, Reader's Break, Red Herring Mystery Magazine, etc. Now there are only AH, EQ, Strand, and maybe half a dozen more.

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  12. Congratulations John! I've also been enjoying the Sheriff Jones & Angela Potts stories in Woman's World. Be sure to buy a lottery ticket or three today, there is a new moon in Aries. I know that's what I'll be doing.

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  13. Wow! Great news and congrats!!

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  14. Congratulations!!! You deserve it! (Considering how your career is going, I need to find a couple of keys to push at the same time on this computer that will automatically print out "Congratulations!!" to you!! :) )

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  15. Thanks, Liz--those little WW mysteries are fun to write.

    Dale, I appreciate the kind wishes! Looking forward to seeing both you and Liz in a little more than a week now! Order up some good (warm) weather up there.

    Thank you, Jeff! (But don't redesign your keyboard just yet--runs of good luck are often followed by long dry spells.)

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  16. Well deserved, john. I just read and enjoyed Driver today.

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  17. Thanks, Rob. That story was fun to write, mostly because politicians are easy to dislike.

    As I recall, the Strand has been good to both of us over the past couple of years.

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  18. Larry W. Chavis18 April, 2015 22:46

    Heartfelt congratulations, John. and good luck with the Edgars. And I want to add my personal thanks for the many times you have bent an ear to listen to this struggling would-be, and the many things you've taught me.

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  19. Thanks, Larry. That goes both ways--you've taught me many things as well.

    Keep up the good work!

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  20. Ownage! Congratulations.
    Melissa

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  21. Thanks, Melissa!

    It's great to have you on board, here.

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  22. Congratulations, John. Good luck with the Edgar. Hope the coming year is just as good to you.

    Weather up here is getting better, should be in the 60s next week.

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  23. Thank you, Pat. Best to you as well, in all your writing adventures.

    I hope we'll stay warm here now, until at least October. Maybe November . . .

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  24. Congratulations, John! You make us all proud, as though your hometown friends have a thing to do with your outstanding success! I'm prayin' and pullin' for you to win the Edgar, my friend!

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  25. Congratulations, John! You make us all proud, as though your hometown friends have a thing to do with your outstanding success! I'm prayin' and pullin' for you to win the Edgar, my friend!

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  26. Many thanks, Kaye--it's great to hear from you.

    Fond memories, of good ole Kosciusko High School!

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