Take a look at the wonderful gifties your friends have provided you this holiday season. Perhaps you are now thinking "before next year I have to get a better class of friends."
Now, now. Behave yourself. Consider what they could have imposed on you instead. At these pages here and here you will find hundreds of actual books that are (or were) available for purchase. And yet they didn't give you any of them. For example:
Looking at these classics you did not unwrap may make those chartreuse socks look better by comparison, I hope. Happy holidays, folks.